We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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