I've blown a few things in my day
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
she told me i tasted like america
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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