i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Jerry, you need to find god
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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