By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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