'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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