i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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