Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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