dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Randomize
