Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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