you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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