you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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