Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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