i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
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