They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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