I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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