Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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