the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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