as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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