I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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