is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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