Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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