You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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