Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?