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All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon

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(586): All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon http://tfl.nu/3qwx

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I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.

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(508): I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo. http://tfl.nu/92km

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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...

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(416): I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed... http://tfl.nu/ew3h

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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was

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(720): I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was http://tfl.nu/iq7q

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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match

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(720): I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match http://tfl.nu/pm5g

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(775): View more from Nevada

Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?

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(775): Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear? http://tfl.nu/c8pp

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?

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(778): I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me? http://tfl.nu/gequ

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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.

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(480): Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night. http://tfl.nu/4efw

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(734): View more from Michigan

Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.

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(734): Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life. http://tfl.nu/cgob

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Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.

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(402): Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring. http://tfl.nu/m8y1

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(863): View more from Florida

I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.

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(863): I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable. http://tfl.nu/j0cs

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All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready

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(404): All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready http://tfl.nu/n5jr

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you

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(609): I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you http://tfl.nu/6554

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(858): View more from California

Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever

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(858): Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever http://tfl.nu/t6bb

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(716): View more from New York

"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."

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(716): "There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days." http://tfl.nu/ks69

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