Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(806): View more from Texas

Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients

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(859): View more from Kentucky

he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again

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(270): View more from Kentucky

The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.

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(443): View more from Maryland

well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.

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(509): View more from Washington

Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..

(360): View more from Washington

Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.

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