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• (404): View more from Georgia

  He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.

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