I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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