i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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