So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Someone signed my nipple.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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