Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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