so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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