How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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