why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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