It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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