i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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