there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
only you would photoshop your dick
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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