kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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