This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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