They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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