I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
