No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
