i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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