Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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