she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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