just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
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are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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