How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
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How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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