Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i dont even know how to be here
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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