2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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