ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
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i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
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I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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