I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
two words...techno handjob
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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