Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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