It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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