So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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