oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I currently don't understand fingers.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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