Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
