At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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