I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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